We have all heard about predictions. It is known that people who are in one way or another connected with various forces, still incomprehensible and unknown to man, are engaged in such a thing. Predictions were in demand always and everywhere, in any country and in various eras. Of course, in the modern world, predictions play a huge role, since there are few people who do not want to look into the future. Even the most ardent skeptics sometimes secretly want to know what awaits them in life next. However, predictions are now acquiring not only a strict character, but also their playful form appears. And therefore, more and more often you can find comic predictions.

Comic predictions - what is it

What is the difference between funny predictions and their more rigorous form? Initially, it is important to note that such predictions can be voiced for various purposes. Many people get tired of reading boring and strict predictions for the day, month, year. I want to defuse the situation, read something funny, but instructive. And therefore, ordinary predictions sometimes overflow into a comic form. It can be just humor, a cartoon, and sometimes there is real black humor. While reading cool predictions, you can laugh a lot and take note of a few warnings that will help you avoid various problems in the near future. In addition, when reading comic predictions, the harsh reality is easier to perceive, and it becomes easier to look at life. Whether to believe such predictions, of course, is the business of each person. But it will be useful to take warning into service.

Where funny predictions are used

However, comic predictions do not always have a strict background. They can also be used simply to cheer up. The person who takes them into service is able to become the soul of the company in the shortest possible time and pass for an enviable joker. You can use them in the office at work, at a party with friends, in general, anywhere, the main thing is that they are appropriate. Naturally, such a prediction is not required to be taken on faith, it is intended only for entertainment. However, there are also cases when even funny predictions invented for laughter came true. So even with them you should be careful. Also, funny and funny predictions are often used on holidays and celebrations. It can be birthdays, anniversaries, corporate and home holidays.

At what events are comic predictions most often used?

The first events at which funny but instructive predictions were born were weddings. It is rare to see a wedding where the guests do not dress up as gypsies on the second day. And what is a gypsy without predictions? In order to raise the festive spirit among those present and simply cheer passers-by, the gypsy jokingly pronounces predictions to the bride and groom, and then to everyone present. After funny predictions began to be used on other holidays. The hero of the day is always wished long life, health, happiness. Everyone knows and is familiar with this. But here's a playful prediction, uttered at the height of the holiday, in which humor is mixed with wishes of happiness and longevity, can ignite it with renewed vigor, make the guests laugh and please the hero of the day. Often cool predictions are also used at children's parties. Of course, their shape should correspond to the children's theme.

Form of cool predictions

Comic predictions are used in various forms. If they are pronounced during a feast, wedding, then it is more interesting to use a poetic form. Thus, at the same time, a prediction can also become a great toast. Also, a fun prediction often becomes part of the game, entertainment. There are many board games in which you can guess in a comic way who a person was in a past life, of course, with the same comic result. If cool predictions are held at children's parties, then this usually creates a feeling of mystery. You can even hold a costumed masquerade for a similar purpose. Children who are interested in a riddle are always happy to accept jokes.

In general, comic predictions can be used anytime, anywhere. The main thing is that it is appropriate, otherwise the joke simply will not work.

Comic predictions in verse in one line

1. The day was bright and bright, like a sweet gift.
2. A trip to the sea awaits you soon.
3. Let a tear of joy shed, soon an old friend will return!
4. Down with anger and revenge, you will receive good news.
5. Wait for the sunset, wait for the dawn, wait for a sweet greeting.
6. Every day and every hour someone thinks of you.
7. Look ahead more cheerfully, there wealth awaits you.
8. Wait a bit, the road is waiting for you.
9. Gingerbread and sweets, there will be a lot of joy.
10. Holidays and fun await you at the end of the week.
11. Suddenly you have a new friend.
12. Wait without crying, good luck will come to you.
13. The sun again and happiness again - you will meet a new love.
14. By next Saturday, expect success in your work.
15. You will always have delicious food in the house.
16. Try to rest in the Bahamas six times a year and then you will certainly, certainly, probably be lucky.
17. If you lie naked on the ice for a long time in winter, no harmful microbe will crawl to you.
18. In the coming year, someone will be lucky again, maybe you or a neighbor - you must always be ready.
19. Changes are expected in early January, prepare for them gradually - do not waste time in vain.
20. Try to carefully run at night in ice, and then it is quite possible that you will meet the New Year.

funny predictions

1. When giving your beloved a bouquet of daisies, count all the petals. Must be love!
2. Expecting a bad event, do not twist the button: it will definitely come off.
3. You are lucky! Therefore, be modest and do not grab more lucky tickets.
4. When crossing the road, look around - there is a chance to meet your fate.
5. Come to the boss from the left foot - and you will be promoted.
6. Smile always! And no one will call you a gloomy person. Be quiet! And no one will call a bore.
7. Your life is an endless road, so choose a reliable means of transportation along it - a car.
8. Today is the best day for you! As the others!
9. Buy a book that you absolutely do not like - and you will find answers to all questions.
10. During the first week after the meeting of the New Year, a pleasant surprise awaits you.
11. Leaving the entrance of your house, turn your head to the right. The brand of the car standing there will soon appear with you.
12. If neighbors knock on the battery today, then a fun and unforgettable New Year awaits you.
13. In the New Year you will win a million dollars, but then you will give them all to charity.
14. In the New Year, you can get rid of your bad habit, but you will acquire a couple more new ones.
15. In the New Year, you will be given the most desired gift - a goldfish. True, it will be stuffed with rice and herbs.
16. In the New Year, you will learn and discover a lot of new and useful things, and now please open a bottle of champagne.
17. In the New Year, You will have the pleasure of spending a lot of money, as well as the pleasure of earning it.
18. In the New Year, you will get yourself a new pet, and you will give the old one to a nursing home.
19. If you wear clothes inside out on June 1, then many people of the opposite sex will pay attention to you. Maybe you will meet love!
20. If you come across a foreign body in bread, you should know - it's good luck!

Astrological comic predictions

1. The stars are favorable to you. However, you should not catch them in a bowl of salad, otherwise the powerful influence of Mars can contribute to prophetic dreams under the table.
2. Venus in the second house portends a hearty dinner with excesses and moderate physical activity on the dance floor.
3. Ritual dances on the table are contraindicated for your Zodiac sign, otherwise an impartial meeting in a state-owned house is possible.
4. People of your sign are smiling, cheerful, talkative, laughing ... hey, dear, aren't you too heavy on champagne?
5. Abuse of cries of "Happy New Year!" fraught with sore throat; "Happy New Year!" should be pronounced with only lips, rolling your eyes meditatively.
6. The stars are not placed in the best way: the most prone to rhythmic twitching will be the knee, wrist, elbow and hip joints.
7. Your patron planet Mercury portends you an unexpected turn of events after your toast to love.
9. Starting today, you are under the auspices of the planet Venus, which will bring you new unexpected love.
10. This night the stars are arranged in the sky so that everything that you have dreamed of receiving for so long shines on you.

Wishes for the New Year

1. Good luck, happiness, peace to you! You will have your own apartment!
2. I want to keep the style! You will have a car!
3. Good luck will not leave you! There will be a new cottage for you!
4. To your health toast! You will have career growth!
5. I wish you luck! An addition is waiting for you in the family!
6. Surrounded you to comfort! And your income will rise!
7. Let success accompany! You learn best!
8. There are many different impressions! Wonderful travels!
9. Don't worry let care! A new job is waiting for you!
10. I wish you not to be bored in vain, There will be new friends!

In the process of preparing for the New Year and holidays, and for the New Year's feast, it is very important not to forget, but it is better to take care of how to entertain the guests. After all, you must admit that drinking, eating all the time, and watching TV will be boring, but the New Year is the most fun holiday, and you need to spend it fun.

As one of the options, you can conduct or make comic gypsy fortune-telling for the new year. Dressing up options are always win-win, so it will be interesting for all guests to look at a brightly dressed and decorated gypsy woman. In order for the comic fortune-telling of the gypsy for the new year to be a success, you should come up with and buy an outfit in advance. Now, by the way, a gypsy costume can even be rented. Also, you should learn a few speech turns from the gypsy vocabulary.

I will give a few examples of what a gypsy woman's comic fortune-telling for the new year can be. If you yourself can’t memorize it, write it on leaves, and put it, for example, in a hat, or a bright beautiful box, so that people themselves pull out and read out their predictions.

This month you will be unexpectedly visited by guests

Everything seems to have agreed - they will eat the refrigerator,

They will drink all the stocks of vodka, break the TV,

They will break all the dishes for you and leave traces in the kitchen.

This month, rather, you play the lottery

The prediction is - you will certainly be lucky

You just need to buy tickets, partially load into the tanker,

And partly in two carriages, the rest - on the plane.

This month they will lure you to the cottage to have some fun

Swim, drink beer and eat barbecue

You do not believe in these stories - you will be forced to work there

Sit better at home, drink beer at home!

This month they predict that you will have twins

Or maybe even triplets, or maybe quadruplets

And then the state will give you a huge apartment

An honorary flag in both hands and a buckskin horse!!!

This month the computer will not work as it should,

You hit the motherboard hard with your fist.

If it doesn't help, hit with a sledgehammer, kick the monitor...

You will explain later to the authorities: “She was the first to start!”

This month the boss will get angry for no reason,

You tell him calmly, looking straight: "SAM GOAT!"

On top of the arguments, quickly, without sudden movements,

Pull him like a hat you paper basket.

And relief will come: A long-tormented question

"Who will go under the reduction" -Finally resolved.

Tonight you will fall asleep at the threshold,

Forgetting to undress and undress

In the morning, do not judge yourself strictly:

The main thing is that you were able to wake up.

This month, decide to hijack the plane to the West,

But you can’t think of something to scare the pilots,

Read to them excerpts from today's newspaper, -

And they will fly to any country with you.

On Monday, early in the morning, the boss will offend at work,

You, without wasting a minute, call all the newspapers,

By informing the mobile boss in private ads,

Let then, the bore, know the salt of all incoming - free!

You definitely won't go to work this month,

What to go there in the morning when you want to sleep.

You will be forced there to try and work all day….

By the way, the money from the salary will never be enough for you.

This month you will definitely be invited to work

Ten large corporations, and perhaps even a hundred

You will steal all the secrets from great joy

Merge them with your competitors, and you will live richly!

Very soon it will happen that you will become the boss

And now everything that was not up to you depends on you,

Start with the main goal - cut everyone's salaries.

Money can come in handy - do not spend it just like that.

This month you may be sent on vacation to the sea

Crocodiles, cough whales, birds sing there.

The savages dancing next to the soup are cooked here.

Ride the boat, bring your friends.

To feed all the hungry natives soon ..

This month they will suddenly ask for help with the housework,

Don't go shopping - groceries stink there

And no one taught you how to walk in a gas mask.

Don't let anyone Vacuum with a vacuum cleaner -

He yells like crazy - You don't need an alarm clock.

If you haven't found a penny in your pocket,

Look in your neighbor's pocket - obviously, the money is there.

If it is problematic to carry out comic fortune-telling of a gypsy for the new year, you can always find an equally interesting alternative. You can write comic fortune-telling for the new year, put them in a balloon, and distribute them to guests at the entrance. In the middle, you can announce the belonging of the guests to one or another color of the balls; for example, whoever has a red balloon came to look for love, or a soul mate, whoever has a blue one came to get drunk, whoever has a green one came to have fun, etc. And you can carry out comic fortune-telling of a gypsy for the new year with the help of a book - give a gypsy a book and read the lines of the first page that comes across, open at random.

Dear friends, and blog readers, if you yourself have original ways to entertain guests during the New Year's dinner, please share. It is very interesting to read how you celebrate the New Year holidays.

All this is written on separate sheets of paper and mixed. Then each spectator pulls out a ticket and reads it into the microphone.

You can also put them in balloons. During the holiday, invite everyone to choose a balloon, burst and read aloud.

You will take off on the career ladder without dizzying consequences!

Your creative success at this evening will be noticed by all those present!
Take seriously... your drink. Don't put it past your mouth!

Your pragmatic interest will develop into a romantic attraction.

Love is waiting for you. Soon very soon.
The second half of the evening is favorable for very close communication with partners of the opposite sex!

Great success awaits you tonight!

This day is conducive to plans for the future, and their discussion with partners of the opposite sex!

Today, emotional understanding and physical contact are more important for you than verbal spending time!

Today, acquaintances and hobbies are likely for you, especially in the second half of the evening!

Tonight, with the help of words and beliefs, we can achieve anything!

Today, the best thing for you is hope for your own strength, especially at the end of the evening!

Avoid cold from a partner of the opposite sex and always be on the alert!

Fruitful work with a spoon and fork at today's table will bring certain results by the evening!

Tonight, chatting with friends will bring you a lot of joy!

Today is a particularly important evening in your life, pay special attention to the neighbors at your table!

At midnight - you can start to lead a calm lifestyle, and now have fun!

Tonight is good for any entertainment!

Be attentive to each poured glass and do not miss it past your mouth!

Today you may have an inclination for solitude with someone!

The evening will turn out to be unusual and mysterious for you, be prepared for anything!

Today you will be especially prone to alcohol, do not get carried away!

Avoid conflict at the table because of a glass that was not drunk on time!

Tonight, it is advisable not to avoid partners of the opposite sex during the dance!

Excessive drinking tonight can lead to loss of orientation in space and time!

Tomorrow you will have an excess of energy, so spend it today!

Independent today's actions on the part of you will allow you to improve your financial situation!

Today, you may have a big win!

Tonight is favorable for intimate acquaintances!

Fireworks of bright events await you in the new year. Start preparing immediately.

Expecting a bad event, do not twist the button: it will definitely come off.

When crossing the road, look around - there is a chance to meet your fate.

Come to the boss from the left foot - and you will be promoted.

If you wear clothes inside out on January 1, then many people of the opposite sex will pay attention to you. Maybe you will meet love!

Smile always! And no one will call you a gloomy person. Be quiet! And no one will call you a bore.

Your life is an endless road, so choose a reliable means of transportation along it - a car.

Today is the best day for you! As the others!

If you come across a foreign body in a salad on New Year's Eve, you should know that it's good luck!

Run for president in March - that's where you belong.

Your old dream will come true - a cottage by the sea.

Your place next to the director is where you look better.

The car is not for you, here's a helicopter - yes.

January 1 little head bo-bo, money bye-bye. Go visit - improve your health, save money.

Sing songs more often - there will be a fun life.

Live for as long as you want and with whom you want.

Drink a can of beer every day, you will live happily all year.

To make every tooth shine in the sun - eat a whole tube of pasta.

You will find many incidents and interesting trips.

You will continue to burn with creative work.

You will enter the cream of society, perhaps you will find a sponsor.

And you have a lot of household chores, household chores waiting for you.

You will find many adventures and many thrills.

Love will brighten your days and make them bright.

Fate will gild your pen, send you a solid paycheck.

Your health will become stronger, the second youth will come.

You are a minion of fate, which means that success and good luck await you.

You are used to living in the thick of things, work is your main destiny.

You have friends who know the sea, and everyone will come to visit soon.

For the heart awaits you delight - a big increase in salary.

You will be cheerful and energetic, and therefore the whole year will be excellent.

You are destined to live up to a hundred years without any storms and troubles.

Fate will throw a wallet, and this is all in the near future.

Your whole life in winter and summer will be magically illuminated with light.

Wings you do not burn, take care of your health.

From now on, you will continue to be prettier and younger.

Your good luck, noting, stock up more tea.

In the family and personal life, everything will turn out fine for you.

The coming year is preparing for you a meeting with an ardent admirer (fan), but it seems that this hobby will be short-lived. Do not worry: now is not the best time for tender feelings.
Do not rush in the coming year to drastically change your destiny, now is not the time and place for sharp turns.
Be content with what you have - you are already in a more advantageous position than many.
Easy flirting, waiting for you in the middle of the year, will blossom life with new colors.
It is better to postpone the solution of financial problems until the end of autumn, and you should completely abandon expensive purchases until summer.

The coming year brings new interesting acquaintances and meetings with old friends.
Now the key to your success is cooperation.
Be extremely attentive to those who help you.
You are on the threshold of a stormy romance.
Do not forget that it is winter outside, take care of your throat and airways, because a cold is not the most successful companion of love.

The New Year will please you not only with financial stability, but also with new pleasant acquaintances.
Be careful, do not hesitate to refuse risky offers and dubious intrigues - they will bring nothing but trouble.
When starting a new business, do not forget about reliable, time-tested friends.
In the coming year, you will find many surprises and gifts, useful and important meetings.
Everything related to production activities, information and training will bring you success.
Your family and friends will delight you.
Thanks to your charm and natural instinct, you will be able to avoid many problems and successfully get out of unpleasant situations.
The second half of the year is good for heart affairs, travel and entertainment. You will not lack them.

The coming year will not let you forget about domestic problems associated with loved ones, but it will also be full of tempting offers to relax and unwind.
You will meet your happiness where you do not expect.
The second half of the year will bring love.
Financial difficulties do not threaten you, but you will have to deal more seriously with matters related to partners from afar.
January is the beginning of your creative flowering.

Next year you will improve your financial situation and acquire a different status in society.
In relations with those who are far from you, changes for the better are planned.
Be patient with those around you. You are waiting for gratitude, but you will not always hear warm words addressed to you.
Success in the work will require patience and the ability to compromise.
In the spring you will meet a person who can change a lot in your life.

Your authority will invariably grow, desires will come true as if by magic.
A door opens before you, leading to a fuller and more enjoyable existence, in which there is more room for privacy.
Your life will gain that stability and stability, which you have been lacking lately.
You will find that your energy reserves are not unlimited, and you need to spend it prudently - namely, where it will bring more benefit.
In the coming year, you are entering a streak of good luck. Fortune will be your companion.
The authority you have earned in the past will work for you.
Your virtues and shortcomings are discussed, but as a result, you will be made a fantastic business proposal.
You will be affected by important changes in the personal lives of others.
In the near future, perhaps you will cause a major scandal, but it will do you good.
Try to rest and do not let yourself become limp for any reason!

Say goodbye to the past. It will no longer have an impact on you in the coming new year.
The changes taking place in the near future will be so noticeable that you will believe in success and improvement in your status.
A sense of duty and responsibility, the ability to direct efforts in the right direction - this is the key to success. And most importantly, you will still be loved.
Everything that has developed throughout this year can be implemented in the coming.
Together with a partner you can earn good money.
You will be interested in renewing relations with an old acquaintance, because you have decided that you need this person more than others.
Love will enter your life.
In the coming year, your attractiveness is irresistible. You are loved, although you hide it, and you are waiting for new miracles and transformations.
Take care of yourself in the New Year and try to have a good rest.

In the coming year, the problems will recede. New plans you can boldly bring to life, relying on like-minded people and ... the Lord God.
What is happening will suit you in almost everything. Only those who are dear to your heart can cause nagging pain, but you know that all this is temporary.

Please note: now is not the best time to change jobs. It is better to go on vacation and relax.
Use the opportunity for entertainment and love joys - there will be a lot of them. But at the beginning of the year, be guided by the motto "silence is golden."

In the coming year, success and new opportunities await you. Everything is changing around, new people, attachments, plans will enter your life.
A good year for dating, and a new circle of friends will inspire you with new ideas!

The coming year brings pleasant events, you will feel happy, you will not get tired of declaring your love.
You will reap the benefits of success. How often do these moments happen?
The New Year will be a turning point - real and very successful changes in business and love await you.
This year will be full of events, you will remember it for a long time!

Success at work is possible, but to achieve it, you have to make great efforts. Take care of your strength - you will need it at the end of winter.

At the beginning of the year, you will need to be careful in everything.
Be economical, do not enter into disputes and do not sort things out with anyone - you can lose a lot.
Take an “inventory” of the wardrobe, rearrange, put in order what was once done.

The coming year is full of changes. Boldly stepping towards them, you can solve a bunch of problems.
Your charm will not save you, try to prove yourself as a serious business partner.
Friends will support your endeavors. Don't expect help from women.
Your outlook on life will change in many ways thanks to a long trip - incredible success awaits you there, new patrons will appear and at the same time everything will seem familiar.

In the coming year, you are more popular and attractive than ever, and you will have influential friends.
A special success awaits you away from home - go on a trip without hesitation.
Your past merits will return you to the unfulfilled plans of the past, there will be an opportunity to take revenge.
You can dramatically change your life, start a new job. Just show maximum patience.
In the coming year, you will have to fulfill your duty both in your personal life and in your service.
You will have to devote yourself entirely to your family, colleagues and business partners.
The coming year is full of changes. You will be lucky, but be careful and prudent in matters, especially personal ones.
The coming year will bring you good news from afar, tempting business and personal offers.

This year will give you a chance to get out of problems without loss, but in order to succeed, you will have to work hard.

The second half of the year promises love adventures. It seems that happiness is not far off.

In the coming year, perhaps you will receive a new lesson in your personal life.
If financial problems push you to dubious earnings and contacts, it’s better not to take risks.

Now you will not achieve success alone, your luck depends on close and business partners.

Summer travel and communication with close friends will give you a lot of pleasure.

The changes that began this year will bring joy next. But at the beginning of the year you have to work under the strict control of the authorities.

New projects will appear, wait for interesting offers. It is possible that your plans will begin to be implemented already in the second half of winter.

Keep in mind: your boss will play a decisive role in the coming changes. The second half of the year promises the support of true friends and patrons, but be careful not to miss important events.

Your attractiveness knows no bounds, especially in the first half of the coming year. This is the time of surprises and gifts of fate.

Winter is full of meetings, entertainment and new acquaintances. You are interested.

Joke gifts: wine, mirror, horseshoe, Ribbon with coins, scarf, laurel bouquet, gypsy flag.

(Gypsy Aza enters under a wild gypsy melody, in her hand is a bundle of gypsy scarf with gifts)

Gypsy: Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. I am a gypsy Aza,
I came to you here by order.
On the table, oh, piles, opa-opa-eyes.
That one is hers, and that one is yours, and this pile is mine (comes with a stack and shows it)

Our dear hero of the day, I see you are happy,
How many close friends you rather pour them.
For you, my dear, I drink a cup to the bottom! (Pour and drink)

What can I say, gentlemen, I'm glad this meeting,
I will dance for you all evening.
On the hands of the bracelets slowly click,
And all the peasants touch me by the skirt.
Hey na, na, na, I wanted to tell you
What an obsession
I can tell you for a fee.
(The gypsy walks around the table and wonders).

Fortune telling to guests
1m. Gild my pen, just don't be scared,
It’s better not to find Aza - don’t even try,
Give me your right hand, maybe your left hand,
I will always do everything for my friends for free! (refunds money)
You, my handsome, all your dreams will come true
And your heart will be filled with happiness!
2 - f. You will live well, bathe in luxury, and you yourself know with whom to enjoy for a long time.
3 - f. And I will tell you - smile, dear, because with your smile you are very beautiful.
4 - m. And I'll tell you - go for it! and you won’t miss, happiness is nearby - don’t yawn, you will soon encounter it.
5 - f. And I look into your eyes, I see good luck in them, because this time it cannot be otherwise.
6 - f. You, my soul, will soon have grandchildren, it will be fun then, and there will be no boredom.
7 - m. Our life is changeable, everything in it is changeable, but luck awaits you, and love will come to you.
8 - f. There are three lines on the hand, with lily petals, this is you, and this is him, and this is the two of you already.

Gifts
Aza: (to the hero of the day) My dear, dear, I did not come empty! There are a lot of all sorts of things in my gypsy bundle - I will give you everything, I won’t hide anything!

1. Here is a bottle of sparkling wine, sparkling wine, there is a red ribbon on it, a gold coin - keep it in a conspicuous place, but don’t drink! Save it - long and happy years are waiting for you - you will live to see your great-great-grandchildren's wedding!

2. My mirror as a gift! Yes, do not look at your pimples in it, but remember - this is a lapel from any magic! She will start making eyes for you - and you show her a mirror, you will see for yourself what will happen!

3. Horseshoe for good luck! Do you remember? You know? “after all, a gypsy without a horse is like a bird without wings” ... You don’t have a horse, even though there will be a horseshoe!

4. And this is my gypsy talisman in addition, a talisman for good luck - a bay leaf! The old gypsies say that you will be lucky if you always have a bay leaf with you! So, a bouquet of luck awaits you! (a small bouquet of lavrushka can be tucked into the pocket of a shirt or jacket)

5. Eh! Yes, gypsy ways are roads! Although you are not a gypsy, my gray-winged dove, you have your own road - "a life-long road" .. I want to give this ribbon now. It is not gold, not a precious stone - 60 coins!

And for you, they can not be more expensive!
You are as old as there are coins here,
And everyone in this room is happy.
What hit you only 60!
Look closely and you will see
That coins of different colors, bright and faded:
This one shines with its gilding,
Like a memory of the happiest days.
But this one is completely blackened, look,
It's about those days that are not very gone!
Where both grief and tears were nearby then,
After all, a bright life can not always be!
Take a simple advice from us,
On your golden anniversary.
Take this ribbon and coins with you!
And remember that we are with you!
Let there be a lot of coins on the tape a little later
Let it take another couple of decades,
And then we will gather again at the table
And we will conduct the accounting of those coins!
We wish you many years and coins
Let them sparkle like golden light
Let there be fewer problems
And more happiness!
He puts on a ribbon for the hero of the day.

6. And this flag is in your hands! (The gypsy flag is made of two stripes: blue and green, and in the middle the wheel is red, in the middle there may be the number 60) I noticed - the wheel is red, this is your fate as the wheel rolls through a joyful and happy life!

7. I gave away all the gifts, only the shawl remained! Bright, colorful, I will decorate her shoulder, masculine, strong, cherished only for my beloved wife! Free wind, juicy grass, oh, our free and cheerful life!

Gypsy: Here the mobile phone is ringing, urgently call,
I just don't get days off!
I move my hand, I shake my foot,
Well, you are good, clap your hands.
Ai na ne, na ne, na ne.
Oh romale, romale, Aza is leaving,
And he leaves his business card for you.
Oh, you are summer nights - lush flowering,
You call sometimes I will come to you then!
(An incendiary gypsy melody sounds, dances Aza, the hero of the day and all-all-all!)

Gypsies in bright outfits with incendiary dances, hysterical guitar picks, soulful romances, indispensable fortune-telling and flowery speech, generously sprinkled with compliments and jokes - always a show, always a holiday at any event. On this page, scenes with gypsies for the anniversary are selected, but they can be easily transformed for any holiday: New Year's party, wedding, corporate party and other entertainment events - both family and collective.

For gypsy outfits, you will need multi-colored fluffy skirts, large bright scarves and multi-row beads. And gypsy men can be dressed up in red shirts, hats with bright ribbons, and trousers tucked into boots. Of course, this is a minimum, so proceed from your capabilities and expediency.

The role of a gypsy does not have to be played by a beauty, because the purpose of the scenes is not to charm the hero of the day and guests, but to cheer. Therefore, your fortune-teller can have the appearance of a kikimora, be of a very solid size, or even a man in disguise - it all depends on where and for whom the entertainment is held. The main thing is that your actor be talkative, resourceful, witty and able to perfectly improvise.

"Divination" gypsy cards can be printed on cardboard in a much larger format than ordinary cards. On one side, print a "shirt", and on the other there may be options: wishes, predictions, images, photographs - be guided by the purpose of the cards and do not forget about humor! If you want to make the “cards” reusable so that you can use them on other holidays (if you are a toastmaster, for example), then laminate them and pick up a box of the right size.

The "cards" that your fortuneteller uses can be not only props, but also become an interesting gift for the hero of the day. In this, being bored on the “shirt”, you can make anniversary inscriptions or depict the hero of the occasion. For such cards, too, pick up a beautiful gift box. After the end of the number, put them in it, and solemnly present it to the hero of the day as a keepsake.

Scenes with gypsies at the anniversary can be separate numbers, alternating with other entertainment, or they can be given a certain part of the event, announcing to those present that a gypsy camp has come to visit them. As an option, all those present suddenly found themselves in a gypsy camp. All this is very easy to beat if you have several scenes with different characters and participants in the holiday playing their roles.

Surely, the children present at the festival will take part in the costume show with great pleasure, so either invite the guests to prepare gypsy outfits for the children in advance, or stock up on a heap of scarves and beads to make a quick improvisation.

Another great character in gypsy shows is the scientist bear. If you have a suitable clubfoot outfit, then you can shock the guests with bear dances and other tricks by dressing up a man of suitable dimensions.

A gypsy show at an anniversary and other holidays is not difficult, but incendiary and bright! Improvise, put a lot of fantasy and humor into the numbers, and your guests will remember the holiday for a long time!

"Gypsy in Love" (anniversary)

To the melody of the song "Shaggy Bumblebee" comes out, limping, Gypsy with a bouquet.

(Name of the hero of the day)! soul!
How good are you!
You bloom like a scarlet rose!
And I'm still not cured of chondrosis.

Yes, you, apparently, did not recognize me, beauty?
I've been in love with you three times!
Once - when I was still in school.
Well then at night I dreamed about you!

And another time - when you got married,
Yes, I lost my left leg.
Otherwise, I would have stolen you, dear.
You were the only one so beautiful!

And fell in love for the third time
When he was treated in a sanatorium.
How I saw you, (name),
My heart sank so!

That's what chondrosis does to men...
Oh, I brought you five roses.
I give the first rose for happiness,
Let the second and third bring good luck,
Fourth rose - health, success,
And the fifth is your ringing and gentle laughter.

Well, I almost forgot again
When I hurried to you alone,
In a nearby horse camp
I bought, (name), for you!

One of the guests comes out to the music and, together with the Gypsy, they drive the hero of the day in a circle.

“Yes, gypsy, it was true…” (to the hero of the day)

Leading:
Our life is a continuous endless road with turns and pits. And she rushes forward like a gypsy wagon, counting minutes, weeks, years along the way. And only on such a big anniversary as this one, we have the right to stop the wagon for a moment and turn back time, remembering the lived and experienced

You hear?
There was a noise at the door.
The gypsy camp will be happy
Congratulations on a glorious anniversary!

Pour the wine, black-browed ones,
Let our feast go merrier.
Here are the young gypsies
Appeared at our doors!

Gypsies enter the hall to the music and sing.

We know, though capricious nature

"Fortuneteller"
Executor:
From the movie "Ah, Vaudeville, Vaudeville ..."

We know, even though nature is capricious,
Will not change either the age or the people.
A new fashion is emerging
We, gypsies, are invited to the anniversary!
We came to the party today
To sing, dance, tell fortunes.
So that fun swirls you all,
So that there is no thought of being bored!

Chorus:
What can I say, what can I say.
That's the way people are.
And we celebrate the anniversary
Today we will be together.

Gypsies:
So greet us
Welcome guests, amicably.
We propose a new toast,
Everyone needs wine!

Gypsy 1 (to the hero of the day):
How long have we been waiting for you
we are waiting!
We do not dare to pour on our own!

Gypsy 2:
Wait, don't rush, my friend,
You drink this liquid now.
Come out, dear, to the center of the circle,
Gypsies will tell fortunes for you!

Gypsy 1 (shows a deck of cards):
Here is a deck of fortune-telling cards -
Take one for yourself.
I'll tell you beautiful
Was that in your destiny.

Take the first card
And answer quickly:
“Yes, gypsy, it was true,
But I forgot about that!

Here is the six of hearts -
The grooms stood in a row
The girl drove them crazy...
Do the cards tell the truth?

Anniversary:
Yes, gypsy, that's right, it was,
But I forgot about this!

Gypsy 2:
Here is the cross cavalier
He came to you, orders to accept.
He became your favorite.
Is the map telling the truth?

Anniversary:
Yes, gypsy, that's right, it was,
But I forgot about this!

Gypsy 1:
You always stood your ground
Yes, and now your opinion is stubborn.
But in real life it comes in handy...
Do the cards tell the truth?

Anniversary:
Yes, gypsy, that's right, it was,
But I forgot about this!

Gypsy 2:
Pour the wine quickly
Let it sparkle in glasses.
There is a reason, and we drink very friendly,
So that everything turns out well!

Gypsy 1:
We wish miracles and luck,
Faithful, devoted many friends.
We lifted your spirits
On your wonderful anniversary!

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"Gypsy Fortuneteller"

This number is good for the new year, but you can perform it for an anniversary, bypassing the guests. The largest paragraph is for the hero of the day, the rest is for guests.

Sounds like a gypsy romance. A gypsy appears in the hall.

- Oh, my beautiful, why are you looking at me like a cat on sour cream? Do you think I will deceive you? I'll tell you, my good, that's what I'll say: when you drink you need to know when to stop. Otherwise, you can drink less.

So let's pour Russian vodka into foreign glasses and drink so that in the new year there will always be someone to share any mood with. Let's drink to all of you and your friends!

Give me your hand, my golden one! I'll tell you, my dear, tell you the whole truth. Oh, I see the road, this is the road of life. She goes uphill all the time, you, my diamond, will become a big boss. Oh, women will love you, and some men will be interested.
You will have a car. I just can’t make out whether it’s a white “Bentley” or a green “eye”.
Ah, my dear, I see a brilliance along the line of your life. You will be rich, you will have a lot of money. You can buy a cottage outside the city, because you will give an apartment for debts.
And now give me a coin, my rich man, gild the pen, for what I told you fortune. What do you think, I'm lying? No one has ever complained about me, that I will not say, it comes true!

And you, my beauty, laugh in vain. In your eyes I see the night! Dark night, dark, but passionate! And also, my yacht, your husband, will leave you! Will be gone in the morning! He will run for beer, it will be bad for him, you have pity on the man, run away yourself!

And you, my clear falcon, oh, not good thoughts, oh, not good! Don't you know what's in your head? So I'll tell you! I'd rather show you! (Further on the situation, impromptu).

Sound Thought Game.

"Gypsy Aza"

A gypsy woman enters the hall and sings verses in a gypsy manner (melody - optional Yu).

Gypsy:
Good evening gentlemen. I am the gypsy Aza
I came to you here by order.
On the table, oh, stacks, oops, oops, buds.
That one is hers, and that one is yours, and this pile is mine.

Anniversary, dear,
I see you are happy.
How many friends side by side -
you rather pour them all!

What can I say to you gentlemen?
glad to meet you!
I will dance for you
a whole long evening.

On the hands of the bracelets slowly click,
And all the peasants touch me by the skirt.
This on ne, on ne, on ne, I'm not an obsession!
I can tell you for a fee.

Gild my pen, just don't be scared,
It is better not to find Aza, do not even try.

You, my handsome, all your dreams will come true,
And your heart, dear, will be filled with happiness.

Give me your right hand, or maybe your left hand,
I will always do everything for my friends for free!

The gypsy walks around the table and guesses.

1.
You will live well, bathe in luxury,
and you yourself know with whom to enjoy for a long time.

2.
And I'll tell you: smile, dear,
because with your smile you are very beautiful.

3.
And I'll tell you - go for it! And don't miss out!
Happiness is near - do not yawn! You will run into him soon.

4.
And I look into your eyes, I see luck in them,
because this time it can't be otherwise!

5.
You, my soul, will soon have grandchildren,
it will be fun and there will be no boredom.

6.
Our lives are changing
everything in it is changeable,
but luck awaits you
and love will come to you.

7.
Three lines on the hand
lily petals:
it's you and it's him
and it's the two of you.

Gypsy:
Here the mobile phone is ringing, urgently call,
I just don't get days off!
I move my hand, I shake my foot,
Well, you are good, clap your hands.

Ai na ne, na ne, na ne.
Oh, Aza is leaving
And your business card
here - leaves you.

Oh, you are winter nights,
everything is covered with frost,
You call sometimes
I will come to you then!

"Gypsy - Fortune Teller"

A gypsy woman enters the hall and addresses the guests:

Good people, I'll try to surprise you.
And I'm surprised by
That I can predict the fate of everyone.
Which one of you will solve the riddle
He will know his fate.

So my riddle is:
Who has a heel behind his nose?
(boot)

The gypsy approaches the one who guessed the riddle and starts fortune telling with him. Then bypasses other guests.

We continue fortune-telling - gild the pen ...
I wish my predictions come true!

You will be fat and ruddy,
Raise geese and chickens.
The husband will drive up on a tractor,
will shout loudly: “Smoke break!
Serve dinner, wife
And a bottle of wine!

Surprises await you in life:
Hundred-program TV,
600th Mercedes
big house,
blooming garden,
Husband rich and teetotal
And many more wonders!

Your house will be a full bowl,
There is always an influx of guests,
And your wife is the most beautiful
There will be seven children.
And one day you will come drunk:
The step is uneven, muddy look ...
The wife will be sad and say:
"The wolf and the seven Young goats"

If you want to be happy
Then you have this advice:
Eat a kilo of salt for breakfast
And a big bag of candy.
Then drink vodka.
You will be happy, even kill!

Your life will be happy and long.
With a color TV, with a white "Volga"
With a yacht flying in azure waves.
With a bronze tan on strong shoulders.

Pots of cabbage soup are waiting for you,
Vegetable vinaigrette,
Jellied offal
And dry food compote.
Well, it's time to reveal the secret:
So you're going to be a chef!

Kohl will not come out of you
sissies and crybabies,
That will give you life
New bucks!

Husband will buy earrings
And trendy boots
On the hands will wear
and do not ask for half a liter!

Waking up one day, you will see in the window
Prince Charming on a white horse.
With a smile in the saddle, he will pick up, loving,
And he will take you to distant lands.

There are many ways and things in the world,
But always be yourself!
Then the wide road
Will not become a narrow path!

You will definitely be lucky in the lottery!
Run, hurry up quickly!
If you buy a bag of tickets,
You will benefit from shoelaces!

You will soon be very rich.
Be known as a millionaire throughout the district!
Because an uncle will be found in America
Leave you a legacy without looking!

The news came to you:
There is no salt today!
And then, you look, yes you will give birth.
After all, everyone in the world knows
Children are born from salt!

You, so as not to be bored,
We must sing and dance.
Can't sleep at all at night
Entertain good people.
When people are happy
You will become a pop star!

You will be a noble knight
Beautiful, strong and simple.
Know how to intercede for the weak,
Stand firm for justice.
And for the love of a beautiful lady
fight, asking for her hand.
Know that love brings happiness
Not tight wallets.

There are many miracles in life
The road is wide!
But just try to sit down
On your horse!

I've been talking here, joking...
However, no one was pleased.
I see someone's sad eyes ..
Well, there will be songs and dances for you!

bag predictions

A gypsy can predict not only on cards or fortune telling by hand, but also have a bag with predictions in the form of small pieces of paper folded into a tube.

You can also stick predictions to sweets and distribute them to guests, or bake them in cookies (a popular pastime in some countries). The game can be played on any holiday, and predictions can be diversified.

Prediction options:

• 1. If you take the initiative, success will not be long in coming.
• 2. Important news will come very soon.
• 3. The answer to your question is related to some man, perhaps well known to you.
• 4. Something new will come into your life that will significantly affect your personality.
• 5. You hope not in vain!
• 6. The result of your actions may be unexpected.
• 7. You are on the right track! Do not stop!
• 8. You will finally be able to unlock the rusty lock.
• 9. The results of the case that you have in mind may disappoint, or they may surprise you greatly.
• 10. The problem is not where you think.
• 11. Forward and only forward: the cause you are thinking about is right!
• 12. Your goal is achievable!
• 13. Success will come if you don't listen to anyone's advice.
• 14. A time of doubt and hesitation has come for you. But don't worry - everything will work out!
• 15. Time must pass from the sowing of grain to the harvest.
• 16. Lead an ordinary life, but in an unusual way.
• 17. Remember that true partnership can only exist between whole individuals.
• 18. Be attentive to the clues of fate.
• 19. Winning comes from what you have to give up.
• 20. Act according not to old authorities, but to what you think is right for you.
• 21. It's time to finish the old and start the new.
• 22. Do not expect too much and do not think about the end result.
• 23. Finish first what you started.
• 24. Be patient, and if your decision is correct, the Universe will support it.
• 25. Don't get emotional.
• 26. Look after your health.
• 27. Enjoy your luck and share it with people around you.
• 28. Focus on the present.
• 29. Don't expect quick results.
• 30. Go with the flow of life without judgments and attempts to understand it.
• 31. Trust what happens to you.
• 32. Think and take your time with actions.
• 33. It's time to act, even if you are required to jump into the void.
• 34. Do not try to stubbornly show your WILL.
• 35. Unexpected news awaits you.
• 36. Look in the mirror and you will see a charming face.
• 37. Tomorrow you will brush your teeth, and then thoughts.
• 38. Your wish will come true this week.
• 39. On Thursday, be careful - an interesting event awaits you.
• 40. Everything will be fine! Just believe!
• 41. A new acquaintance awaits you.
• 42. Expect a surprise. Very soon!
• 43. All your wishes will surely come true.
• 44. You will soon find the lost thing!
• 45. You will be very surprised at something!
• 46. ​​You will do a useful thing!
• 47. If you want to be successful, you must look like you have it.
• 48. The best is the enemy of the good. Don't overdo it!
• 49. The most stupid desire is to please everyone.
• 50. What we pray for is what we receive.
• 51. The winner differs from the vanquished only in that he rises one more time than he falls.
• 52. In life there is the main thing and not the main thing, but we often waste our energy on trifles.
• 53. Not as good as I wanted, but not as bad as it could be!
• 54. Do what you must, and come what may.
• 55. The other side of the crisis is new opportunities.
• 56. When God closes a door, he opens a window for you.
• 57. A journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step.
• 58. Never be afraid to do what you can't. Remember, the ark was built by an amateur. Professionals built the Titanic!
• 59. It's better to regret what you did, and not about what you didn't do.
• 60. Whoever stands still, he goes back.
• 61. What is not done is for the better.
• 62. No one is defeated until he admits he is defeated.
• 63. The struggle is always justified if you know what you are striving for.
• 64. Do not rush into heroes until they call.
• 65. These people and these events of your life ended up here because you yourself brought them here. What happens to them next is up to you.
• 66. Never ask anyone for anything, especially from those who are stronger than you - they themselves will come and give everything.
• 67. Only fools get lucky once. Smart people are always lucky.
• 68. Evil is not in what enters a person's mouth, but in what comes out of them.
• 69. Do what you can, using what is, where you are now.
• 70. If you don’t believe in yourself, then you won’t start anything. And if nothing starts, then nothing will happen.
• 71. Today, the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday has just come.
• 72. There are no hopeless situations: even if you were eaten, you have at least two options.