Cool statuses about pathos

Where can I get to you? It's going to take a long time to get down...

I don’t need someone else’s, but I’ll take mine - no matter who it is!

No matter how many bitches moan on you ... the hand of your beloved girl on the cheek is always more pleasant ...

I live like it's supposed to! And I have everything!

I have so much of my own dope that I perfectly save on alcohol)

Guys, remember the phrase "let's have sex" is not flirting.

I don't have delusions of grandeur. Great people don't suffer from it.

People are often cheaper than their clothes...

Take me to the house where the tequila is on ice.

Never hang your nose. Hang people who offend you. More effect.

There are two wise people: I and the people, I believe in myself.

When a guy has been waiting for a long time, for him “another five minutes” is a complete brain drain.

Status is like underwear - it needs to be changed ... At least sometimes!

My pathetic status has not been censored ...

You were insulted - forget it... You were humiliated - I'm sorry... You were hit - kapets, remember everything and nail it!!!

If you abuse me, you'll overdose!

Everyone can offend me ... but not everyone will have time to apologize ...

A man said - a man did, that's why our men are quiet ... and silent ...

It is not pathos that builds a person, but a person builds it for himself!

Fuck off in the fog, cover yourself with a cloud!

A true friend is not the one who comes to your aid in trouble, but the one who will sincerely be happy for you when you buy yourself a bmw…

A woman can be compared to your favorite jacket, you love her madly. But why do you need it in Turkey?!

You and I are intelligent people, asshole!

People say you changed when you just stopped acting the way they wanted to.

Each person is right in their own way, but in my opinion no! Because I'm always right!

Life is too short to safely eject a flash drive.

Are you digging a hole? Don't interfere. Finish - make a pool.

Life must be lived in such a way that the pathologist would be scared!

It is better to die a lone wolf than to be a goat in a herd of sheep.

To go crazy you have to have it...

Please come to your senses and open your heart to me. Now, fuck, break off a couple of ice cubes from him for my double whiskey!

"Are you pathetic?" - "I'm glamorous!"

There are a lot of harmful things in the world ... For example, I ...

Not enough human warmth? Throw more people in the oven!

If you found a horseshoe at the trough, it's not good luck, someone threw a hoof!

I send on figs, observing the schedule! You need to be strict with this - there are many applicants ...

Not so long ago I was very touchy. He kept walking and offending everyone.

Young, handsome, tall, rich, have a car, good salary. I'm not looking for anyone, I just decided to fuck off.

A real man is not the one who tears his shirt, but the one who tears his condom!

If you're good at something, never do it for free.

Girls, don't hurt guys! They already have an eternal tragedy in life: - sometimes they don’t like it, sometimes they’re too tough, sometimes they can’t afford it!

Kapets, to the oppressive loneliness still shoot and shoot ...

Everything I have, I earned myself. Begging your parents for money is also not an easy job.

We are not afraid of work: there is no work - we go to bed, there is work - we also sleep ... We do not sit without work!

I'm not pretentious, but a little fucked up ... Pornography in my head, war in my heart, champagne in my blood ...

If fortune has turned her back on you, bend her over and plant this bitch in such a way that next time she will think well before acting so recklessly!

Happiness is when everyone envy you, but they can’t spoil ...

Yaroslavl colors - sniffed, and in a fairy tale!

I'm rubbing, my friend, and you're a shit bag, when I rub a rhyme, the pigs are shocked.

Born to crawl, disperse - I'm taking off!

Zadolbali with his "must be able to forgive." God will forgive. And I will remember.

If a person is a condom, then relations with him will be strained ...

If you want to be the “king of beasts”, then be sure to mature for this! And if in your dreams you are only soaring, then do not prevent others from reaching the heights of the “king”!

How are you so cheeky? - And what audacity has a special area of ​​\u200b\u200bresidence?

If a man is good, it doesn't matter what color his BMW is.

A man is like an expensive dress: it seems to look good and sits on me ... But I have already seen him on some bitch!

Cool statuses about pathos

A real man is not the one who tears his shirt, but the one who tears his condom!

I'm not in your format, not your picture, not your desires...

Dumb thoughts, cigarettes, clubs... Find time to make up your lips... Find time to admit to yourself... That's it. The End. Time to change.

I don't need your pathos and glamour. I need a simple young man with whom we will have mutual love.

If you abuse me, you'll overdose!

To hell with smart people, smart statements ... I'll just pretend to be a fool who loves Lazarev and glamour.

You think I'm a pathetic bitch? Then notice that with normal people, I communicate normally!

Hmm, lately I've been kind of strange, I don't like anyone, I don't even want to fall in love. So I think either the princes are over, or I'm already completely snickering.

I'm sitting drinking coffee, glamorous bitch, and all I need is "Prado" and "Gussi".

The best contraceptive is brains!

If a man is good, it doesn't matter what color his BMW is.

Look at me, I'm happy... And blame yourself for being fucked!

I was pretty at the age of 5... and now I'm just awesome!

Glamorous, independent, unbearable, jealous, with a lousy character and a stupid sense of humor... It's all about me... But despite everything, am I the best for you? Truth?

There are too many reasons to die in the world to die from modesty...

For blondes, anything that isn't pink is purple!

Your life will always smell like my perfume... Whatever you do, whoever you are with...

I'm going to be kind and good. Don't bother me motherfuckers, don't run up!

Farewell, farewell my love! People like you (even better) here to hell. Like me - you will find hell. Even if you grind the whole world!

There are Lamborghini guys - pathetic, spectacular, but you are afraid that they will steal, and there are Zhiguli guys - not pathetic, not spectacular, but you leave it where you want.

I'm not asking you to love me. I ask you to dislike with reason!

A man is like an expensive dress: it seems to look good and sits on me ... But I have already seen him on some bitch!

Press the buttocks tighter to your stomach so that you forget this one, and that one, and the previous one: burn out everyone who was before me, screaming, pressing the pillow to your mouth!

Well, they broke up, so what? Looking for cute statuses? Are you waiting for SMS from me? Do you expect me to regret? A-ha-ha, dear, go gallop and fuck off!

While you and your girlfriends are discussing how depraved and vulgar I am, your boyfriend jerks off on my photo...

The best friend is the one with whom you think: how good it is that we are both beauties!

When you wake up from your pride and pathos it will be too late. I will kill my love for you... And then you will understand what you have lost, but it will be too late...

Baby, life is a game... Burn while you're alive!

All men are divided into three categories: 1. Smart. 2. Rich. 3. Smart and rich, but gay.

It wasn’t me who became pretentious, it was you who became very elevated, but I just learned to shut your mouth ...

The sun is on vacation, today I am for him !!!

I'm so fashionable that it's not profitable for you!

I'll run my heel over your heart so it creaks. What the fuck does it hurt? Be patient, man, this is just the beginning.

I love black lingerie, I hate the rules of glamour! And sometimes I am defenseless ... (fifteen minutes after a manicure).

I changed all my girlfriends to guys, communication and friendship with them is much better!

I cannot be the second... And even the first... I can only be the only one...

Do you love freedom so much? Free without problems!

Something tells me that I fucked up ... It seems that this is conscience

Men are all goats, and our task is girls, to make red deer out of them!

I don’t have megalomania and star disease at all, it’s just hard to be modest when I’m the most f*cking here!

Be happy the girl that I see every day in the mirror ...

The girl is the bitch you can't live without, the goat. So love, appreciate and enjoy.

There are a lot of harmful things in the world ... For example, I ...

From cosmetics, I prefer powder for male brains!

To achieve his love, you do not need to pretend that you feel good ... Just become a pretentious bitch and he will come running to you!

• You need to live in such a way that your parents are proud of you, your friends hold on to you, your soulmate loves you, your enemies die of envy, and everyone else stupidly admires you!
• My joy, I am not one of your dolls. I'm from the unique Barbie series!
• How sometimes you want to roar, yell, fight, hit anything and destroy everything around, but there is nothing left but to put on a mask of indifference...
• The heart of the princess cannot understand: "Why does she need one when there are five at once ?!
• "... we spend our whole lives at a party, the years fly by without stopping, at night with someone, alone during the day, we are the generation of coke and vodka..."

• Let the cute girls clap their eyes, dropping tears on the books ... let different princes from a fairy tale jump to them, but I prefer Lamborghini ...
• Patience and hard work do not suit me
• Why does everyone say that women love money? We don't love them! See how fast we get rid of them
• No longer a baby, but already a princess. Time has flown, I have grown from childhood. I lost my heart, changed my principles and now I only go out with princes...
• From cosmetics, I prefer powder for male brains!

• You are not a real simulated doll, you behave obsessively, pretentiously and stupidly! So perfect and you think everything is cool, but in life everything is DG, Expensive and Stupid!
• Thanks to those who love me - you make me better. Thanks to those who hate me - you make me stronger. Thanks to those who do not care at all - you are needed for extras!
• A woman seems much taller if she has a man under her heel
• Please come to your senses and open your heart to me. Now fuck it, break off a couple of ice cubes for my double whiskey.
• Money keeps her dear love, she feeds on the currency of fat wallets, no sweet words are needed - give her warmth ... a mink coat and the Caribbean!

• The reason for my insomnia can only be a nightclub, not you, dear.
• The most pleasant acquaintance in my life began with the words "Beauty, let me give you a mirror, you will admire yourself"
• A lady is a woman who behaves in such a way that a man has no choice but to be a Gentleman...
• Proud - because already humiliated!!! Eternal - because she died in her soul ... Bitch - because they once threw it away! I vowed never to love ANYONE EVER!!!
• A man is like an expensive dress: it seems to look good and sits on me ... But I have already seen him on some bitch!

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Paphos was invented so that some would feel power over the whole world, while others would stupidly freak out.

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Glamorous girls, red cars. Themselves bitches, and in the hands of the dog.

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A woman gives to the feeling of friendship only what she borrows from the feeling of love.

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Acceleration from a cute bunny to a pretentious unceremonious bitch - 1.5 seconds ... :))))

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- Girl, I can become your dream! -It is unlikely that you will turn into a black Porsche Cayenne!

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Via Gra for women is sold in every jewelry store.

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Do not be afraid of change and other people's opinions. Be a Chanel woman: deliciously wrong for others and confidently happy for yourself.

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The girl grows up when she starts to paint her eyes, from that moment she can no longer cry ...

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It's easy with me. The main thing is to always agree with me in everything.

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"A girl can talk for hours about the fact that she simply has no words. (c)"

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I'm not an angel, I just look like him.

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Silly girls, when they drink a lot, call their ex, and smart girls call their future ...

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Luxurious, beautiful, sweet, sexy, strong, tender... but still a draw...

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I will live pathos, but not you!

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The world was created for me to purr in it!

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I will not be easier and do not reach out to me (c)

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We were and remain goddesses, driving us crazy with the frenzy of our bodies...

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Being a woman is very difficult already because you mostly have to deal with men .....

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The best and proven way for any woman to shut up and think about asking what she thinks is a long pause!

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So tenderly crazy ... painfully alien ... so fickle, light ... sometimes it seems that she deliberately loses the world so that he himself asks her to return.

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Beauty, glamour, is that elusive and almost inexpressible property that allows a woman to be a bitch for a bit before she is taken out to the trash. .

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Glamorous girls, red cars. Themselves bitches, and in the hands of the dog.

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A lady is a woman who behaves in such a way that a man has no choice but to be a Gentleman...

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Girls, if you are scary, stop envying those who have everything in order, cut down the forest, take revenge on nature!

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A girl must have at least 4 animals: an arctic fox in the wardrobe, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed, and a donkey that pays for it all.

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I measure time with smiles and marmalade, the aroma of my favorite perfume and a slight taste of happiness.

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I forgive your words, I say "thank you" for your love. At least I'm honest with you and we parted beautifully ...

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I woke up, washed, dressed up, smiled and went to DECORATE THE WORLD!

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I am better than Versace, cooler than Gucci, more humane than Dolce, more elegant than Chanel, more effective than Vuitton, more modest than Cartier, I only imitate myself.

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Pretentious? Arrogant? No. I just know my worth. It's not my fault that I'm priceless.

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Scientists have finally found where the G-spot is located on a woman. At the end of the word shopping.

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The crown will not fall from me - it is innate.

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Everything is women, like women ... and I am a goddess !!!

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I want to live in the city of Love, on Concord Street, so that the windows look out onto Dream Avenue and the road leads to the sea under the name of Happiness ...

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Don't let me go .. don't give me into other hands ...

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You'll see, fragments of men's hearts will still crunch under my feet...

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Take off your rose-colored glasses and finally feel all the cruelty of these colors, but also feel the beauty of the nature around you!..

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On the counter in the store I saw new varieties of Semki-Glamorki seeds, pink with rhinestones ... PPC survived :)

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And I don't care if you don't like him... I'm much happier with him than you with your pretentious and glamorous "fights"!!!

Paphos statuses, for girls about women

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Status is a reflection of a person's soul, not cheap pathos.

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“Are you pretentious?” - “I am glamorous: D”

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She doesn't like glamor, she doesn't like vanilla... She just lives... Waiting for him... A simple guy who will love her...

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It is not pathos that builds a person, but a person builds it for himself!

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It infuriates when pretentious bitches steal statuses, and then pass them off as their own and are considered to be awesomely glamorous and cool.

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If you want to be the "king of beasts", then be sure to mature for this! And if in dreams you are only soaring, then do not prevent others from reaching the heights of the "king"!

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To hell with smart people, smart statements ... I'll just pretend to be a fool who loves Lazarev and glamour.

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I'm not pretentious, but a little fucked up ... Pure as cocaine ... Pornography in my head, war in my heart, champagne in my blood ...

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A man said - a man did, that's why our men are quiet ... and silent ...

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Where can I get to you? It's going to take a long time to get down...

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I'm sitting here drinking coffee, glamorous bitch, and all I need is Prado and Gussi.

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I'm rubbing, my friend, and you're a shit bag, when I rub a rhyme, the pigs are shocked.

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Born to crawl, disperse - I TAKE OFF!

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While you and your girlfriends are discussing how depraved and vulgar I am, your boyfriend jerks off on my photo...

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We are not pretentious, we are just the nastiest!

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Not so long ago, I was very touchy. I constantly went around and offended everyone.

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A man is like an expensive dress: it seems to look good and sits on me ... But I have already seen him on some bitch!

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Shards of male hearts are a necessary attribute of a professional seductress!

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I will live pathos, but not you!

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People say you changed when you just stopped acting the way they wanted to.

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It wouldn’t be nice to walk around the park with a guy, and it doesn’t matter what a fashionable, glamorous rapper he is or something like that ... the most important thing is what attitude to a person, to understand him and appreciate him ...

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It is better to die a lone wolf than to be a goat in a herd of sheep.

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To go crazy you have to have it ..)

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Men want kinky relationships with beautiful women, women want beautiful relationships with kinky men.

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I understand that coffee and cigarettes are cool, fashionable and all that. But you must admit, tea with cookies is still tastier!

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If you haven't noticed a girl at her 14, she will trample you into the dirt at her 18.

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-Young, handsome, tall, rich, have a car, good salary. I'm not looking for anyone, I just decided to fuck off.

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Girls, don't hurt guys! They already have an eternal tragedy in life: - sometimes they don’t like it, sometimes they’re too tough, sometimes they can’t afford it !!!

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We are not afraid of work: there is no work - we go to bed, there is work - we also sleep ... we do not sit without work !!!)))

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- I don’t need someone else’s, but I’ll take mine, no matter who it is!

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I live my life!!! And I have everything!

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I don't have delusions of grandeur. Great people don't suffer from it.

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People are often cheaper than their clothes...

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Take me to the house where the tequila is on ice.

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There are two wise people: I and the people, I believe in myself.

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My pathetic status has not been censored ...

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Happiness is when everyone envy you, but they can’t spoil ...

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Yaroslavl colors - sniffed, and in a fairy tale!

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If you're good at something, never do it for free.

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Everything I have, I earned myself. Begging your parents for money is also not an easy job.

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If fortune has turned its back on you, then bend it over and plant this bitch so that next time she thinks well before acting so recklessly.

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I have so much of my own dope that I perfectly save on alcohol)

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Guys, remember the phrase "let's get f*cking" is not flirting.

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When a guy has been waiting for a long time, for him "another five minutes" is a brain drain.

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Status is like underwear - it needs to be changed ... at least sometimes)))))))))))))

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We earn billions on the show-off of youth.

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Cigarettes without a filter, glasses without glasses, windows without frames, doors without handles, people without brains...

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No matter how many bitches moan on you ... the hand of your beloved girl on the cheek is always more pleasant ...

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Never hang your nose. Hang people who offend you. More effect.

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Each person is right in their own way, but in my opinion no! Because I'm always right!

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- Where are you so cheeky from? - And what audacity has a special area of ​​\u200b\u200bresidence?

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Damn, until the oppressive loneliness still shoot and shoot ...

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If a man is good, it doesn't matter what color his BMW is.
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Paphos statuses for guys, about men, one pathos